on Thu Sep 11 04:36:45 2003

by sorrow

Yesterday, I read the newspaper and it had an article on this new trend. It was labeling people as "Metrosexual", and explained what this meant. A Metrosexual is VERY MUCH A MAN who is in touch with his Femanin side. In other words, a male bitch. In any case, I recall the classification for such a person, before this Metrosexual was created. "Pansy" or "Wuss" seem to fit. These Metrosexuals go shopping and go in for manicures you see. Am I the only one who things this is ABSURD!?! No, a "Metrosexual" is just a wuss-boy (AKA The French) who wishes he had tits! Ya know, go water your flowers and paint your clouds why don't ya! Lamer then lame guys...lamer then lame.

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... on Thu Sep 11 10:09:28 2003

by matt

Well, there has to be a politicially correct term for everything today.

yeah... on Fri Sep 12 17:58:18 2003

by MKR

Nerds = Socialy Impaired
Short people = Vertically Challenged
Fat people = Horizontaly Challeneged
Retarded people = Mentally Handicapped


It's crazy.


It's odd, though, the terms we create for these things can be funnier than the acurate term.

.... on Sun Sep 14 22:24:23 2003

by kaboofa

shell shock = battle fatigue = post dramatic stress disorder
toilet paper = bathroom tissue
sneakers = running shoes
false teeth = dental appliances
medicine = medication
information = directory assistance
the dump = waste management facility
riot = civil disorder
zoo = wildlife park
jungle = rain forest
swamp = wetlands
glasses = prescription eyewear
drug addiction = substance abuse
constipation = occational irregularity
slums = substandard housing
CIA killing people = neutralize = depopulating an area
cripple = handicapped = handicapable = differently abled
stupid = minimally exceptional
puke = vomit = involentary personal protein spill

hmm on Sun Sep 14 22:45:28 2003

by Prizym

i thought metrosexual was someone that had sex with trains...