Un-Lively Chat on Wed Oct 4 00:15:35 2006

by Sloat

As some of you may have noticed, #liek has become less active over the past month or two. Usually, this is the most active time, but since most if not all of us are out of school it seems to have dwindled down a bit. That's to be expected. Some of us have real jobs, girlfriends, or both. Plus, many connections have been major screwy lately. But all of that will soon be taken care of with the new "#liek Plan of Action!!!"

Instead of being a programming/football/everything channel, we will turn #liek in to *THE* place for Congress men and women to come for sexually explicit chats with minors!
Think about it:
- #liek will have at least 50+ members again
- The channel will be constantly going like the times of old
- Most of it will be in thinly veiled codewords, so people who aren't interested can ignore
- You would actually be able to get to talk to your congressperson

And it won't just be for Congress. Senators, Presidents, Cabinet Members, Supreme Court Justices and foreign heads of state are all invited.

I know what you're saying:
"But Sloat, I'm not a minor."

But you were! Just act how you did back then and they'll be none the wiser. And don't pretend that you haven't assumed an identity that wasn't yours when you went in to a chat room before.

It's win/win people. If it works, we'll have bribery material (Secretary of State Betrayed, anyone?). If we get caught, we can all say we were abused by Jesus and sell the rights to our story to CBS.

If it doesn't work...well...bring back stats I guess.

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